The Gulf Coast is (literally) being killed.
Unemployment is (under) estimated at almost 10%.
Multi trillion dollar deficits loom (for as far ahead as you can imagine).
Health insurance (not care) reform satisfies no one, and its unpopularity continues to grow.
Wars without end continue (without end).
Withdrawal is redefined to mean leaving behind (50,000) troops in permanent bases.
So, where are the White House's chief speechwriter and one of its spokesmen (spokesmen, because they don't like women)?
Playing shirtless outdoor beer pong in a Georgetown pub!
These are the guys last seem copping a feel of the cardboard cutout of then-Senator Hillary Clinton.